The Backyard Outlaws

Few outlaws rival the tyrannical acts of the infamous Backyard Outlaws! We have captured rare photographs of the gang in it's territory, the backyard. One must tread carefully to avoid capture by these ruthless outlaws. They would surely torture anyone who dares to trespass!

Here are the members:

Tank a.k.a. SBD (Silent But Deadly)

Don't let his innocent looks fool you, he has been known to

gas his victims with stealth like silence and accuracy. It's

been said that your nose will never be the same again after

an attack from SBD!

Bella a.k.a. Bullet Tongue

Fastest tongue this side of the Mississippi. Her tongue is so fast it's a blur.

She has been know to lick ten men at once

before they even knew what hit them! BEWARE, she aims for

the mouth!

Shiva a.k.a. The Muscle

60 lbs of muscle to be exact. She is the most

protective of the Backyard Gang's territory and

will warn anyone who even thinks about entering

with a bark so loud it makes your brain rattle!

And the leader of the Backyard Outlaws...

Joshua a.k.a. Quick Draw Skywalker

Not only is he a quick draw with the pistols, he possesses the

skill of a Jedi Knight with a lightsaber.

THIS JUST IN!!! A MEMBER OF THE GANG HAS BEEN CAPTURED

AND IS BEGGING FOR MERCY!!!

It's the dreaded SBD! Oh, no! What is that smell......

to be continued...